panemsrebellion: we all know the reason Life With Derek ended was because disney was getting dangerously close to a sibling relationship i mean dont tell me you didnt ship it you are lying
cosmo tip #365
expertcosmotips: if he ain’t the size of a pringle can, he ain’t big enough to be your man
euclideansea asked: i find your arm anatomically correct and devoid of mutation
blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
0xycodone asked: I find your arm pretty sexy.
hazwards: sorry mom i cant go outside im ugly
me halfway through anything: i dont want to do this anymore
cosmo tip #350
expertcosmotips: while basking in the afterglow, huddle up to your man and whisper “that was SO raven”
kanyewesticle: everyone is entitled to my opinion
imawanchor: auto play more like auto leave your blog
octagonfordays: first michael jackson and now neil armstrong wow i guess god’s not a fan of moonwalkers
coryoutsidethehouse: i hate seeing pretty girls on the internet like okay i hate myself now thanks
[[MORE]]I’ve been unintentionally eating pretty healthy today. apple 3 eggs sandwhich It’s so dumb. When I try to eat healthy, it’s like mental torture. I can’t do it. But when it’s natural I’m fine. But now that I realized I’ve been healthy I’m probably going to go eat a fucking cake because that’s how my brain works. Dumbdumbdumb.