August 2012
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panemsrebellion:
we all know the reason Life With Derek ended was because disney was getting dangerously close to a sibling relationship i mean
dont tell me you didnt ship it you are lying
cosmo tip #365
expertcosmotips:
if he ain’t the size of a pringle can, he ain’t big enough to be your man
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euclideansea asked: i find your arm anatomically correct and devoid of mutation
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blaqkwidow:
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
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0xycodone asked: I find your arm pretty sexy.
hazwards:
sorry mom i cant go outside im ugly
me halfway through anything: i dont want to do this anymore
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cosmo tip #350
expertcosmotips:
while basking in the afterglow, huddle up to your man and whisper “that was SO raven”
kanyewesticle:
everyone is entitled to my opinion
imawanchor:
auto play more like auto leave your blog
octagonfordays:
first michael jackson and now neil armstrong wow i guess god’s not a fan of moonwalkers
coryoutsidethehouse:
i hate seeing pretty girls on the internet like okay i hate myself now thanks
[[MORE]]I’ve been unintentionally eating pretty healthy today.
apple
3 eggs
sandwhich
It’s so dumb. When I try to eat healthy, it’s like mental torture. I can’t do it. But when it’s natural I’m fine. But now that I realized I’ve been healthy I’m probably going to go eat a fucking cake because that’s how my brain works. Dumbdumbdumb.
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