when people say couldn’t care less instead of could care less I just want to lick their balls it makes me so happy
making a deal with myself. if i get caught up on math and english homework, i get to eat today. let the games begin.
boobs are awesome
I thought of the perfect Christmas gift for everyone and then found out it was $50 for one. I am so sad.
it hurts more some days than others. today hurts a lot. i miss him.
this honeycrisp apple is the only thing i will ever love
I was asleep last night at 4:30am. Woke up at 1pm. Plenty of sleep was had. But then at 4pm I fell back asleep until 7pm. And that 3 hour nap has put me in a dreadfully sad mood. But naps aren’t supposed to do that! Stupid nap. I want to wake up before noon tomorrow and do thing with my pathetic life.
this just in: apple juice is really good with cheez-its!
sure. run out of popcorn and then she decides to get applejuice. you’re killing me, mom.
Doctor: You're going to die.
Patient: How long do I have?
Patient: Ten what?
imfamousontumblr: why was your door under my bucket I remember when I first watched that episode. I nearly had a heart attack I was laughing so hard.